Teresa's Box

Pandemonium · Posted: Jul 31, 2009 02:24 Post subject: Teresa's Box

T's got a pretty spiffy music box I got her last Christmas. She fucking LOVES the thing. I'm talking ADORES the fucker.

So all's well, right?

Wrong.

Enter a beagle puppy. Arwen pulled the little key out of it by it's tassle, ate the tassle and the key goes missing in action too.

Teresa followed the puppy around all day waiting for her to take a shit. I'm laughing so fucking hard now just thinking about it I can hardly type.

I found the key under Arwen's little puppy bunk but didn't tell yet. I reckon T will get up here in awhile and go back to waiting for Arwen to pinch off a loaf.

LOL
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Farcanal · Posted: Jul 31, 2009 02:35 Post subject:

That's one way for Teresa to pick up the land mines.

Pandemonium · Posted: Jul 31, 2009 02:38 Post subject:

She was digging through 'em with an old fork.

Oh fuck.....

LOLOLOLOL
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Farcanal · Posted: Jul 31, 2009 02:44 Post subject:

What a savory task, keep it going for a few days and start eating what Teresa dishes up for you with chopsticks.

You know where that fork will end up.

RedMist · Posted: Aug 01, 2009 02:42 Post subject:

thats funny man. i hope teresa has a good sense of humor if you tell her you had the key all along. lol
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Pandemonium · Posted: Aug 01, 2009 09:46 Post subject:

I told her. First she was pissed but now it's funny. Very Happy

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phyuckew · Posted: Aug 02, 2009 02:18 Post subject:

It was always funny, but I stayed outta it....Teresa is gonna kick yer butt.
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Pandemonium · Posted: Aug 02, 2009 12:32 Post subject:

Who said she hasn't? Very Happy

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RedMist · Posted: Aug 02, 2009 19:22 Post subject:

You had to be laughing while watching her dig thru all those loaves of poo!

*hee hee*
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joesmokabo · Posted: Aug 04, 2009 15:32 Post subject:

imthedude · Posted: Sep 14, 2009 00:18 Post subject:

The only question that keeps running through my head is how many times has she given you that fork to eat your steak with?
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LeafaRae · Posted: Sep 14, 2009 18:10 Post subject: Steak done over flaming poo

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Farcanal · Posted: Sep 14, 2009 19:45 Post subject:

RedMist · Posted: Sep 15, 2009 01:39 Post subject:

Most southerns dont use utensils at all. Or dishes for that fact. They eat out of the KFC bucket!
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